when a girl wearing jeans is dry humping your cock and the zipper feels like an alligator biting your dick.
by Sweeet P February 10, 2009
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An acronym meaning Greatest (G) Of (O) All (A) Time (T). It is usually used to describe someone or something as being the best compared to anything else. (Typically used in a sarcastic manner)
by MajesticDullness August 28, 2020
Get the GOAT mug.when you pull out off a girl then blow it in her face while screaming iyecarumba and drizzling chocolate all over her face making her convulse and make goat like noises.
(note... after many fgm's girls cease to become sexually able to produce orgasms)
(note... after many fgm's girls cease to become sexually able to produce orgasms)
by Bryan Desjardens January 13, 2009
Get the A fugly goat master mug.1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
by skippytheheathen June 9, 2009
Get the Blow the Goat mug.sally: daddyy! this goat is biting me!
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.
by beotchhh October 20, 2009
Get the choke a goat mug.That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.
Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.
Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.
by eviljoy January 13, 2010
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