Fumble

When you almost get to lay pipe, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

A girl has agreed to sleep with a guy at a friend's sleepover. For him to Fumble when he needs a shit while the toilet is clogged, so has to run outside to a forest to take one. However, is then turned down after the walk of shame back.

by KingNicky June 20, 2023

Fumbled the fag

Fumbling the bag with a queer individual.

A: I just the fumbled the fag...
B: What went wrong?!

by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023

Fumbledore

Someone who has trouble getting girls (fumbles them, has no rizz)

A: I tried getting that girls number, but she rejected me, like the 10 before her.
B: Fumbledore!

by Imoslav October 8, 2023

Fummelition

The idea that humans can do many things but don't because they impose limits on themselves

I could punch you in the face but I don't because of fummelition.

by GeekiTurtle October 17, 2023

Fummelition

The idea that humans can do many things but don't because they impose limits on themselves

Fummelition stops me from punching people in the face and taking a flight to Bora Bora

by GeekiTurtle October 17, 2023

Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel

"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"

by chikikikiki October 28, 2023

Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.

I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol

by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023