friend of the show

A solid guest who appears frequently on a broadcast news or talk show may receive the designation 'friend of the show' after multiple appearances.

The comedian appeared so frequently on Late Night that host Seth Meyers finally gave in and declared him a 'friend of the show'. // MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski dubbed the reporter a 'friend of the show' after her third appearance in a month on Morning Joe.

by ratfinx June 10, 2021

friend chicken

An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed by black people.

Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some friend chicken nigga."
Yoho: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten friend chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do."

by duskins July 7, 2006

Friend Job

Giving your male friend a hand job, especially if you are male yourself.

- I didn't feel like giving myself a stranger, so I got a friend job instead.

-lemonparty

by JSW January 25, 2005

Friend Bomb

The act of systematically friending every friend of a friend to the point where the friends of your friend are so irritated that they defriend your friend. This usually requires more than one friend acting in concert to achieve actual de friend levels of irritation to the friends of your friend. This act of group friend bombing is known as atomic friend bombing. Proceed with caution when atomic friend bombing, you may cause a chain reaction and in turn have no friends.

Sweet! I have a new friend today... ahh wait... who the f** is this? Da**mit another friend bomb! I hate Mumford 2005!

by zimzam86 May 16, 2011

Friend-zoned

When a girl you like cries on your shoulder, but won't suck your dick. She usually goes through 10 guys a month.

John- So I hung out with Susan last night.
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.

Bill- Fuck that bitch!

by Ahsjdjeo473892 December 18, 2015

friend zone

The worst place in the world to be, and a place where every decent guy will find himself eventually. If you're a nice guy, as far as most girls are concerned you might as well be a gay guy, because both are considered undatable and un-fuckable.

Girl: You're such a great guy. Every time I got drunk and slept with my violent and abusive ex, you were always there for me.

Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.

Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.

Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.

Girl 2: Correct.

by rtv0587 June 22, 2012

Friend Zone

This is the metaphorical "zone" where Women place Men after men do the following thing(s): Talk to her every day, compliment her a lot, invite her to places, buy her food, comfort her when she is sad, listen to her when she is angry, standing up for her, tell her she's beautiful, tell her she's everything, texting her all night when she wants to talk.

After doing any of the above listed things, the woman WILL take you for granted and go fuck a random douche bag who treats her wrong.

Also, this comes with the famous "You're a nice guy but I think we should just be friends" speech.

Friend: Hey so are you still with that girl? You treat her perfect and you guys would be perfect together :)

Me: Stop reminding me of that... I got put in the Friend zone.

Friend: What?!?!?! you were so nice to her though

Me: Exactly.

by Hydryu January 6, 2013