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sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.
Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015
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FAP

Flat a** p***y - You ain't got a WAP for sure
"Look! Samantha is trying to do the WAP, the only thing I see it a FAP haha!"

"That's a FAP, FAP,FAP now get a pump and some helium, that's a FAP FAP FAP"
by bella-chanel September 10, 2020
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Fap

Noun; Acronym for FINGERS and PALM. USING. The hand (palm and fingers) to materurbate
To fap, Using his fingers and rosy palm he fapped it out
by AngryCouple13 December 5, 2021
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Fapping a fatty

The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping
Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty
by Jerry73 December 18, 2017
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fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016
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hunger faps

When you are hungry and horny at the same time.
by OCP360 July 27, 2018
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