Flosspirant

Anyone who aspires to be flossy. Flossy as in showy (generally male) or a girl who is smart but likes to appear less so - having a brain like floss.

What is with that girl, she used to get good grades, but now hangs out with the dorks.
Oh she is just so flosspirant!

by muddster August 23, 2016

Flossia

Myself

Flossia is the mother of Billy, Leland and Kresti.

by Lonely Lady December 19, 2016

Flosshead

Very forgetful

Whoops sorry I forgot about that! 'What a flosshead I am'.

by Ellcie March 25, 2017

flossendectomy

A serious dental procedure.

A flossendectomy is necessary when you get your floss stuck in your teeth and have to go to the dentist to get it removed,

by skudeskudeskude May 4, 2017

Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.

Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”

by Unichrome January 20, 2018

Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.

Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."

by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018

flossy cake

A vagina

Wow you have a nice flossy cake.

by Aussiebogan69 May 18, 2018