county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.

"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."

by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

Deuce

Means the number 2 . Deuce will also be the name of the man that all the girls lust and all the men want to be like.

"Deuces!"

by Bigchoopppooop11122 October 23, 2019

Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.

"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"

by Intertubes9000 March 14, 2020

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019

Deuce

A God. Ex Member of Hollywood Undead.

"Go pray to Deuce! or at least listen to one of his songs!"

by Rose Murillo July 15, 2023

Shake Deuces

To peace out or leave a setting, the shaking of your index and middle finger as u leave.

" Yo im bout to shake deuces outt here paaaaaace"

by turkeyeatinfrenchfry February 5, 2010