double-dick

1. double-dick, n.1 — a precarious situation; to be very involved at the busiest or most active stage of a situation or activity

2.double-dick, n2—bullshit, rubbish, nonsense. Sense the possiblity of a double-dick is damn near impossible.

3. double-dick, n.3 — 21st century dance originating in the south

4. double-dick, n.4 - a sex toy (see feeldoe)

1. I can’t talk right now, works got me caught up in a double-dick.

1a. When he’s in the middle of a double-dick, he don’t always have time to think things through.

2.He gave me some double-dick about why he couldn’t make it to the meeting.

2a. If that ain’t some double-dick, I don’t know what is.

by Sexualintellectuals(profbday) August 11, 2008

Double Dibs

Calling dibs on something and thereby forfeiting it because the caller already had dibs.

"I get to drive the stretch from calgary to vancouver, dibs!"

But the caller had already had dibs on it from a previous time. Revoking the dibs on the "Double Dibs" policy

by Tellah3 September 25, 2010

Double Dog

A variation of the Classic Underdog. Two girls go under one of each man's legs and grab his dick and jerk him off.

Guy 1:Dude, guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Me and your mom got freaky last night and she invited her friend over and i got a double dog!
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1:.....Your gross

by Pnewman June 20, 2007

Double Decker

The double upper decker. performed by two people in the same toilet.

Jared and I both shit in the upper tank of a toilet.

by Urban Dictionary August 24, 2005

Blumpkin Double Duo

When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.

It started out as a normal blumpkin, but then I turned it double duo.

by Turkmanistan May 8, 2003

Double-drivel

When saliva soaked semen drips out of one's mouth, and one sucks it back up - after which, it drips out again. Makes any whore look that much more cheap.

My bitch likes to double-drivel before she snowballs me... what a mindless pityfuck she is.

by fuckyoudotcom's chokeonthis March 11, 2011

double-dumbass

A handy phrase meaning that the insult of being called a stupid arsehole, or (an alternative interpretation) an asinine fool, can be doubled and can be reflected back to whence it came in a way that turns a totally uncalled for insult flung at its intended target back upon its perpetrator, possibly also in a way not fully understood by its vulgarian receiver, he not being up on such things as witty retorts, or such logical insinuations as this phrase supposedly represents. However, if no other rebuffs spring to mind, in a pinch it does the job nicely.

Watch what you say to me, you double-dumbass, as I wasn’t even talking to you, I was talking to myself!

by Zamboozee May 17, 2011