Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 28, 2009
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fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.
Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.
by PurplePotatoe November 30, 2015
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Jungle Cookie

An unshaven vagina.
Did you know that Helen has a jungle cookie?”
by Stepxea November 20, 2021
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Broken Cookie

Meaning girls private part, vagina, pussy
Hey man, want to go to the bar to try and get some broken cookie?
by OSAMABINLADENISDADDY September 29, 2021
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colon cookie

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?
by the one time poster August 04, 2009
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cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?
by sweetpenguins December 10, 2010
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