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Watching the clouds 

When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.
My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.

load bearing cloud 

when a wall of cloud cross the sky, soon to produce skyload
“man, check out that load bearing cloud.”

“i know dude, it definitely looks like we’re in for some skyload tonight”

“dad what is that big ominous cloud covering the sky?”
“that’s a load bearing cloud, son. i reckon it’s gonna shower us with load here within the hour”
n. 1. An object of ultimate desire to those with anger management issues or those therefore defined as taking Prilosec for a consistant heartburn of pure, unadulterated rage.
2. Something obtained in Dark Age of Camelot.
3. Used in an exclamation when something is ninjaed, usually to an absolute extreme.
"You stole my fucking CLOUDSONG."
Cloudsong by Electrowolf May 12, 2006
When an outfit has too much going on, or when your sneakers get scuffed.
Oh snap! I just bought these white Nikes and now they're all clouded!
clouded by guerita1214 March 1, 2009

Cloud Surfing 

The act of using powdered cocaine as a sexual lubricant. (Warning: May cause failure of drug test)
I went cloud surfing all weekend, and I didn't even have to get out of bed!!!

fart cloud 

an insult, interchangable with douche-bag or shit-head
if a guy was being an ass you'd say "hey, man, stop being such a fart cloud"
fart cloud by Jawn September 28, 2003