Chode

1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist.
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac

1. John has a chode.
2. John is a chode.
3. John got kicked in the chode.

by metalhead1967 December 13, 2009

Chode

A penis that is wider than it's long.

by AaBbCc July 19, 2003

chode

The skin between your nuts and your butt

I just shaved my chode, its silky smooth.
I love when she licks my chode.

by jon Hancock April 8, 2004

Chode Butter

The build up in the area between your asshole and balls.

Dude your chode butter smells so bad

by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008

Chode

A COCK WIDER THAN IT IS LONGER!!!
wat the......?!?!?!

a ususal male often masturbates...unfortunately for someone with a chode it is IMPOSSIBLE!

by deon (i have a chode) July 24, 2003

Chode

When the COCK is WIDER then it is LONG....for the fuck up with the purple chode SHUT THE HELL UP u dont know what ur talking about!

I tried to JACK OFF my boyfriend but he had such a bad fuckin choad damnit...

by Tanya Cohen July 22, 2003

chode

This word can have two definitions:
It means a penis that is wider then it is long.
It also means a person who is wider then the are tall.

Man you're a fucking chode.
You dick is a little chode.

by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006