Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.

by Varmit55 September 14, 2018

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

Chocolate Tetris

When several gay men are attempting coitus in a single bed.

"I wanted to try and relax my way through it but it was chocolate tetris in there."

by Bwadbwoy June 8, 2018

Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018

Chocolate Schneider

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit

My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider

by Riley85 April 23, 2022

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.

I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.

by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022