Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

Dark Chocolate

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker

Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate

by Dan....... November 1, 2020

chocolate stirrer

Usually a reference to a homosexual man, as stirring chocolate resembles the act of anal sex, especially if the receiving end is not clean.

Oh, this guy is such a chocolate stirrer, I can totally see him devastating dirty asses with his stick

by cmyster3 October 23, 2013

Chocolate Dip

When one places their anus over their significant others nose. Leaving a nice chocolate dipped sniffer

I totally chocolate dipped Amy last night bro! Her sneezer was well chocolaty.

by Mr Whippy69er April 13, 2014

chocolate rumble

That rumbling feeling low in your stomach before explosive diarrhoea.

"Man, shouldn't have had that curry. Definitely feeling a chocolate rumble"

by AutumnBlueWylde April 2, 2017