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Woof Woof Crank 

After intercourse, the act of inserting the somewhat hard penis into the mouth of a girl and proceeding to move her head around in a cranking motion clockwise or counter-clockwise until completely satisfied while making loud WOOF noises.
After i fucked that bitch last night, i totally woof woof cranked her till she passed the fuck out.
Woof Woof Crank by fapmaster5000 January 6, 2008
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using your fist to masturbate in a violent fashion, hitting your genitals hard.
"I had the biggest crank last night."
crank by cooldude June 11, 2006
One who spends all there time running there mouth without even knowing what the f*ck their talking about.
"Krazy Karl is such a cranker."
cranker by golden god May 7, 2003

crankjaw 

a young lad who appears to like the feeling of getting a massive cum coverd penis head rubbed on his upper lip.
1.young dane was having chapped lips, so he decided on the crankjaw method.
2.that kids just a fag. i think he is also a crankjaw.

cracky poofs 

Noun: A word to describe the reason that someone is acting in a strange fashion. A delicious cereal that makes one insane and flippy.
So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?
cracky poofs by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

Crank the Tractor 

The insertion of ones thumb into the anal cavity in rythem with the pulse of intercourse.
" I was fucking Susan from behind, then I Crank the Tractor, and we were off!"
Crank the Tractor by crankit May 30, 2008

Crankdick 

When your high on crank and your dick is only an inch long but hard
Look how small my crankdick is .cute little feller
Crankdick by dish bish January 24, 2017