cardboard

another name for cheap pizza ie. cardboard pizza. examples like totinos and other $1 pizzas.

I'm going to go throw some cardboard tasting pizza in the oven.

by acetic August 30, 2003

camed

Past tense of come; a synonym for came, but with a "d" added in.

And so then my science teacher said "We all camed from monkeys" and the class erupted in protest.

by preoooow December 16, 2009

Black Man Credit Card

A 9mm handgun used for the sole purpose of a black person getting his/her way by stealing shit. Cannot be used by a person of another ethnicity because they dont like to steal, only black people do.

Jim: "Here ill pay the tab"
Daequon: "No its okay i got it with my credit card yo"
Jim: "Your black man credit card"
Daequon: "Yeee"
(Pulls out handgun)
Daequon: "Give me all yo money kracka"

by loganf221 June 4, 2010

credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.

by Awesomes007 April 26, 2006

V Card Brothers

When you and a friend lose their virginity on the same night.

Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"

Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"

Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"

Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"

by Charles andrew July 3, 2014

credit card bitch

( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship

I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.

by Uncle Dimma August 31, 2016

Uno reverse card

The best comeback to figuratively and metaphoricaly any argument even if you are already winning. Its impact and feeling contributed in the argument can be summed up in many ways. It is The equivalent to no u, the literal godsend to a victorious argument, the diamond glaz main on plane, the awp in mid, the child predator to church, the yin to the fucking yang, the water bucket to a 50+ block drop, the gaming chair to youtube rewind, the 360 mlg no-scope to any call of duty, the ammo crate to an assault player, the woohoo to a slease sim, the opium to before now china, the smell of napalm in the morning, the thicc belt to your ass, the literal equivalent to fucking god

Your best friends mom

(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)

Guy 1) *pulls out uno reverse card"

Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*

Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*

Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*

Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*

Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)

Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*

Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*

by HighSchoolerJuuler December 1, 2019