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sweet business

to poop or pee while working at ones desk, preferably in a cubical.
Bobbie quietly does the sweet business every morning at 11am.
by dgd November 23, 2006
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buesing

Loves to frequent elementary schools to steal girl scout cookies from little children. Also kind of cute, and takes cool pictures of Italy.
Dude, you better watch that box of samoas, or they'll totally get Buesing'd.
by Flynnski February 23, 2008
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business

"I'm in this business of terror, got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella"
-Lil' Wayne
by zachnnn July 20, 2008
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business card

To sleep with a girl with whom you obtained or have given a business card to that night.
"I gave her my business card, and I might fax her ass in the morning"
by J.Dubbs April 27, 2006
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business

The thing you have to get out of bed to do to earn money, e.g, job
by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003
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seatle business suit

entire suit of corduroy, including pants, shirt, and perhaps jacket
Hey, you're seattle business suit is totally rad, lets go play some hacky sack in the rain?
by me September 25, 2003
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Businessman's lunch

A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.

DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.

Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.
1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch
by kickflipthecat October 5, 2007
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