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Fourteen Year Old Boys 

Horny ass holes on bikes.

By the time they reach 14 years of age, males are remarkably horny, yet have no chance of getting a girl, and little knowledge of what to do if they ever did. They are bored with all forms of entertainment that they enjoyed prior to their current age yet are too young to do anything else, so they spend most of their time aimlessly roaming the suburbs on bicycles. Their boredem can eventually drive them to try stupid things (i.e. skateboard street luging) or to generally to destroy things. Their lives are mindnumbly devoid of any acheivement of worth. They are the main target audience of 70% of Hollywood films.
What the hell happenned to this neighborhood? Was there a riot?

Nah, just a herd of fourteen year old boys rolling through on their bikes.

Damn, I forgot the 8th graders get out for summer before the other kids.

Sydney Boys 

The name given to the sex-gods who attend Sydney Boys High School. Students who attend this school are commonly known to kick ass in sports and rape so hard in academics that any being who stands next to one of these 'gods upon men' rage quit life and presume the life of a garbageman. All other schools kneel down and praise Sydney Boys High as their superior school and present sacrificial offerings to appease their betters. It is also widely known for them to have impressively sized schlongs.
Girl 1: Holy shit is that guy from Sydney Boys?
Girl 2: No shit, check out the bulge in his trousers.

Guy 1: No way, I've been playing tennis for 10 years and this Sydney Boys guy just comes along and bagels me. And he doesn't even play tennis. :,(

Russell Crowe: Bitch, I went to Sydney Boys.
Sydney Boys by j-j-j-james June 6, 2013

for the boys 

often misused by lesser creatures of Zyclon B, 'for the boys' can be flopped onto any sentence as required.

in msn conversations, "ftb" will suffice
blowies for the boys

KG Slapper: How are you today Jackson?
Jackson: Did you hear about my hatrick of dates for the boys?
KG Slapper: Yeh, everyone's been talking about it.
Jackson: Don't you reckon Japanese people aren't asian for the boys?
KG Slapper: Well sure I guess, you did claim a hatrick.
Jackson: Oh, and other big news, I got backhanded for the boys.
KG Slapper: I'm not fucking surprised haha.
(throws him down stairwell) for the boys

Hasto: Any cake for the boys.

Hasto: Canteen queue's a bit long for the boys

Hasto: Mr Morrow. So I'm not actually on an A for chem.
Mr Morrow: no that was a typo
Hasto: that's no good for the boys
Mr Morrow: your whole life is a typo for the boys

for the boys by greentable69 April 26, 2009

Randwick Boys' high school 

A failing NSW government school in which carries a notorious reputation around the general public.
Famous for producing fine athletes such as Chuck Norris and offering a wide range of sports ranging from russian roulette kick-boxing and naked mud wrestling.
Below is an example of a confrontation between a cityrail officer and a student.
The Cityrail officer's eyes meet with your Randwick Boys logo on your shirt. He says: "Randwick (pause) Boys (pause) high school" to agitate and piss you off. You stare at him as if to say stfu but you don't say a word. He insults you and then makes a joke which only outlines his stupidy, as no-one, not even his colleagues, find it at all funny or amusing. You walk away after 10 minutes of hassle, angry at the fact you've missed the 8am train and also at the fact you've had your time wasted by a cityrail douchebag whom was being another typical, immature, dickhead. Unsatisfied, you continue your journey to another day of school, knowing all too well that the day ahead had worse to come.

Randwick Boys' High School
A blue boy is a cops or any other law inforcement officers.
Man Dave Tezzy that party was bagging for show, until them blue boys showed up.
blue boys by Big Bing November 3, 2005
The most hottest guys in the history of man, and very swoonable... Emo boys are usually hot, wearing tite black jeans, some band tee's, have a bag, wears volleys or vans, has shaggy hot hair and wants to marry me =^]
chick: omg chek out those emo boys!!
other chick: arr their my canned sex not urs!!
*chick stabs other chick and marries emo boys*
emo boys by kennay September 21, 2005

Bacon Boys 

fuck those bacon boys, they arrested my bro
Bacon Boys by bspeboi1 January 27, 2010