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My friend Lydia is from Africa, but she is white!
by Homosexual April 30, 2005
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african bootay scratcher

One of Jason Prater's many slang terms
by Anonymous June 21, 2003
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African

Any individual whose recent ancestry (in the past 50 years) is from the continent of Africa, in contrast with African Americans.

As an African I know that there are no people indigenous to the continent of Africa besides the people who are commonly referred to as "BLACK" today. This includes all 56 countries of Africa from South Africa, north through Kenya, to Egypt, and from Senegal in the West through Chad, Eastwards to the Comoros Islands in the Indian Ocean.

Asians (including Arabs, white Indians and East Asians) or pink (white/European) people that call themselves African are not indigenous but children of invaders fleeing persecution from Europe and Asia. They came to Africa seeking better lives free from wars and diseases. Some were peacefully ushered, some had to fight their way in. Hostilities still occur.

Also, Africans are people who because of physical characteristics, fall into the category designated as "BLACK."

But these Black people of Africa have over 30 different skin tones ranging from deep ebony to different sorts of browns to yellows.

Hair textures also range from kinky to curly to wavy. They also exhibit all the shapes of the noses and lip sizes that exist all over the world, giving credibility to the fact that all mankind descended from Black Africans.
Philip Emeagwali, the inventor of the supercomputer that made it possible for us to have internet today, is an African. However, more specifically, he is a Nigerian American.
by Khiminre August 30, 2006
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AFROcant American

A black person by bitch, who in fact really doesn't act black in many ways.
Person 1- "Is that Jerrod? I'm suprised. He said he was black"
Person 2- "See.. the thing is, he is kinda black. He appears black but he's at heart, infact white. Oh that AFROcant American"
by AddictiveHashlee January 23, 2011
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African Sac Popper

When a man with an oversized penis is having sex with a woman with herpes and pops one of the herpes sacs with his penis. He then pulls out and the woman gives him a blow job sucking off all of the oozey goodness.
Guy 1: Did u hear about Shequon giving mary that African Sac Popper??
Guy 2: Thats fucking gross dude.
by Futh29 May 15, 2009
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Africoon

The newest member of the LNHN. Loves America. Hates black presidents. Former member of CTU. Known to attack extreme bitches and leftists.

Other members of the LNHN are: Brown Ghetto, Jim Crow, Blazn, and Brotha Lynch Hung.
Mett Lung: I believe capitalism has failed. We should adopt socialism.

Africoon: Well, this is America. We dont do that European socialist shit here. Excuse me well I punch hippies in the face.
by J. Crow of the LNHN June 16, 2009
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fake ass African

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
Herb is involved with a fake ass African and doesn't have a clue. His life savings will be gone soon if he doesn't wake up from his sick old man fantasies.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008
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