Cream your shorts

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

by Potshot44 September 25, 2008

short end of the stick

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.

Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

by ssnickerer July 11, 2008

Short n' Curly

Pubic Hair

I found a short n' Curly in my soup.

by Billy Reichert May 26, 2004

short attention span

when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings

someone is easily distracted

OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span.

by Idontknowcomputer November 23, 2013

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

Youtube shorts kid

A newly made slang for someone who watches youtube shorts.
People who use youtube shorts are mainly people 10 years or younger.
People mean that youtube shorts are like a 2 year delayed tiktok Meaning that they mainly do old now unpopular trends.
So basicly the slang means someone is not with the times.

Youtube shorts kid: Have you seen the doge memes.
Person: Yeah like ten years ago.
Youtube shorts kid: WHAT THE YOUTUBE SHORT SHORT ONLY CAME OUT 1 DAY AGO?!?!?!
Person: He is such a Youtube shorts kid.

by Pipikacki November 23, 2022

dick down shorts

These are short booty shorts wore when a female is about to receive some good fucking ( mostly worn by females with a godly body ) or any female tryin to get a male into the trap for some dick

" i need to go buy some dick me down shorts when Daquan comes over "

" I'm goin to trap so many guys with these new dick down shorts "

by Goturhoedoingsplitsonmydick August 16, 2017