Hey yo let's go halfers on the nachos. I got a quarter...But they cost $1.25! That Bird ass fool is cheap!
by Ern_dogg April 07, 2009
when you fart into a casserole and place the casserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones ass instead. one may choose to place the ass-casserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of family fun and laughter. feel free to use this gag at family dinners, reunions, pot-lucks, parties, funerals or any occasion.
ooohhh, whats in the casserole? lets see... oh, oh shit, oh thats just wrong, who would do that, why would you fast in a casserole?
- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!
- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!
by firefarter April 06, 2013
A trend among some Tumblr "famous" users where they pretend a celebrity has tweeted about them by faking a Tweet. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.
Person #1: OMG, did you see what Rihanna wrote about that Tumblr user on Twitter?
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!
by Actionables June 28, 2014
When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.
Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
A syndrome describing a person’s ass when it is either flattened or exposed in such a manner as to make you wish you had never seen it.
When he leaned over to pick up his dog’s steaming turd, it became painfully apparent that he was suffering from a bad case of Tragic Ass Syndrome.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
If two men are messing with the same girl and they know each other either have or had been messing the same girl. (typically, this girl is a side hoe or not very important) The two men only have been using the girl for her head and her tail, hence the name, she is a coin ass bitch.
Hitler Youth: Bruh did she really just roll up to us like that?
JMoney: Yeah bro, we know she a coin ass bitch!
JMoney: Yeah bro, we know she a coin ass bitch!
by jsavageej January 12, 2015
When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"
by wlp1971sept May 25, 2009