Balls

Big fat massive huge testicular cancerous balls

My Willy loves balls

by Mayonnaise monke May 20, 2022

blue balling

When something is repeatedly tempting you but never makes it to end. In movies, manhwas, mangas, books etc. when something is having placxe but never comes to climax in one chapter.

Blue Balling:
Fight is taking place but the results are being show in next chapter. (manhwas, mangas)

by HiddenObserverOfAll July 17, 2023

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.

GF: Babe! It's 4 PM! Time for your cock and ball torture!
Me: YES

by cbtfan2019 May 24, 2021

Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.

After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway

by redtenor November 27, 2020

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

balls deep

when you go so far your gotta squeeze your scrotal package in too

“damn bro i was balls deep in her (or him) last night”
“holy shit man! did they fit?”

by anonymous August 15, 2022

8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025