Definitions by redtenor

Two-Ball Patty 

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.

After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway

Two-Ball Patty by redtenor November 27, 2020

Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark

Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.

Douche Torch by redtenor October 23, 2011