to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.

even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society

by Sexydimma January 4, 2015

tiddle yourself

Touch yourself leisurely

Tiddle yourself after class today

by Carrii November 20, 2016

Go golf yourself

Jump in a hole.

Golf ? Go golf yourself !

by Easyphaee July 3, 2019

crumb yourself out

Settle for less than you deserve. Date a scrub or loser..

Girl you gonna crumb yourself out dating that scrub. You can do better than that.

by Paypaid July 6, 2019

National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019

Virginia Wolff Yourself

To commit suicide by intentionally drowning ones self. Just as the writer/poet Virginia Wolff did.

" I know you're depressed."

" Perhaps a swim will make you feel better". " Just do and go Virginia Wolff yourself"

by Marilyn Harlow May 29, 2019

go blank yourself!

An euphemistic way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Kyle Lowry: *Flies through the air and lands hard on Mark Stevens*
Mark Stevens: Go blank yourself!

by Zweifler June 6, 2019