Wonkapotamus

A neurodivergent person.
As simple way, to say that you are different (neurodivergent) without having to go into details on your disorders.
Somebody with ADHD, ASD, etc.
Somebody who feels different than everybody else.
Somebody who is overstimulated easily and is has sensory-processing disorders that normal people do not have.

Don't mind me for not partaking in the activities, I'm just a wonkapotamus.
I'm a wonkapotamus, I don't like loud noises or soft food.
I'm autistic, with echolalia and PDA , I'm a totally a wonkapotamus.

by ThatsNotAllowed February 4, 2024

Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024

Wonkas

Testicles. They're underneath Willy, might as well be called Wonkas.

P1: I have a problem with my..you know..wonkas
P2: Ur what
P1: You know wonkas if you know wonking ur willy
P2: Why are u this way

by m0rningpers0n March 2, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

Wonka sweep

Watching the Oscar’s just for Wonka to win every single category.

“God I should’ve just hung out with my friends, this years Oscar’s is a full Wonka sweep!”

by pumpkinpuncher1 March 10, 2024

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Wonka'd

When a supposedly legit production of something cuts corners or defrauds to such an extent that it is depressing and disastrously bad for the customer, and they feel like they got defrauded. This particular form of getting bamboozled was inspired by the now famously terrible Glasgow "Willy Wonka Experience" that looked more like a giant meth lab.

"Hey so I just got back from Shrek the Musical Tour. I can't believe that Shrek was rocking a fade and cargo shorts, and they even took out the best song."

"Sorry man, I'm afraid that you've been Wonka'd."

by Big Screen Radio March 21, 2024