hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

witch wednesday

As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.

If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.

by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014

Diarrhea Wednesday

The resulting consequences of eating tacos on Taco Tuesday

Jonas declined to join his friends at Taco John's to avoid Diarrhea Wednesday since he was flying to New York that day.

by Trektheusa May 13, 2014

Oddball Wednesday

When you're having a particularly weird day, not exclusively a Wednesday, Wednesday is in the phrase because it is notoriously known as the weirdest day.
Shout out to Amy Kinley who is probably experiencing an oddball Wednesday.

*person having a weird day*
"I'm having such an oddball Wednesday"
"I know! It has been weird"

by JawlineKitkat October 5, 2016

Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday and end up drinking more than you probably should have. Part of you feels like it was not necessary but it was, otherwise you would have waited until at least Thursday.

Sometimes written (Un)necessary Wednesday.

Kate: I am so hungover. How did dinner last night turn into drinking until 1am?

Tamara: It was Unnecessary Wednesday!

by tn July 11, 2016

Wild Wednesday's

Wild Wednesday's (not to be confused with hump day) are a day in the middle of the week meant for getting wild. Whether it's riding a bear or grabbing a drink at your favorite bar, it's what YOU bring to the table that makes it wild.

Let's go to the bar and get wild for Wild Wednesday's!

by Bruce89 May 25, 2016