noob tube

a term used for either a virgin with a small penis or just a small penis

Girl: i had sex last night

Girl's Friend: how big was it?

Girl: He had a noob tube

by THe GaMe SOn!! January 16, 2010

Test Tube Baby

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.

Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.

by OCDTTB September 24, 2010

Tubestick

Another way of saying cock, boner, dick, chub or wang....

I got the skank and shoved my huge hungarian tubestick down her mouth..

by Sanyika August 31, 2003

boob tube1

television with boobs on it

not like this like this
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by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

tubed

See slashdotted, but replace slashdot.org with penny-arcade.com.

Man, my site just got tubed! Thanks a BUNCH, Penny Arcade!

by Legato February 21, 2003

Tubies

People that watch too much you tube.

Hey baby you want sex? Naw not now I am watching youtube. Your nothing but a F'n "Tubies".

by Silverbass May 8, 2013

Tapioca Tube

Another word for the male penis

I caught James tuggin' the tapioca tube last night. What a fuckin cluck.

by Alicia January 19, 2005