waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

Winton woods

A school we’re the football team rule everything, a place we’re the teachers be dick riding if u ain’t got uniform on, a school we’re all the hoes be at, football team is live but basketball team can’t win a game this season @mr ward

U see Winton woods basketball team they ass fr especially that y’all talk ass nigga Aaron he shit but Damari,tony,Kendall live

by Winton woods December 14, 2019

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016

brissy woods

a tough-skinned terrestrial mollusc which typically lacks a shell and secretes a film of mucus for protection. It can be a serious plant pest.

brissy woods is useless

by Madook June 21, 2022

Willow wood

A woody, AKA boner, that is not fully developed.
Slightly drooped.

guy1:man this chick is HOT.
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/

by cckblck August 27, 2010