10 definitions by Eye Glass Pimp

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp August 8, 2015

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp August 24, 2015

Barf Balls

When you deep throat a woman and her gag reflex is too strong and barfs on your balls

Man I deep throated Kendall last night and and she gave me barf balls

by Eye Glass Pimp June 15, 2015

Waxberg

Huge ball off wax in the ear

Man I was about to put the moves on this girl and stick my tongue in her ear but then I saw it... A huge waxberg. It would have taken out the titanic.

by Eye Glass Pimp July 14, 2015

Uniqueer

Being the only gay person around

Kendall was the only uniqueer in a straight bar

by Eye Glass Pimp December 2, 2016

Bicepie

When your at the gym and take a picture of your bicep

I was at the gym and the vines in my bicep were popping out and I took a bicepie

by Eye Glass Pimp April 1, 2018

Sexactly

When your sexual desires are sexactly met by the opposite sex.

I got that girl to suck my dick and that is sexactly what I wanted to happen.

by Eye Glass Pimp August 17, 2015