Tablee

A person who joins the finest tables and events around the globe, enjoys the the best music, spends less on drinks and grows its social capital.

~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend less money on drinks but enjoys fun time with strangers, who become best friends in the future.

Hope we will get some tablees to our table!

Hi! I’m Ashley and I’m a Tablee tonight.

by Tabler November 22, 2021

round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.

I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.

by Timothy Gruich January 18, 2009

Table guy

Someone who sits down at the table and tells those around him all the things they have done with their life but no one really cares.

All Abraham talks about is about how many girls he gets, what a table guy.

by Don’t ask questions🤫 November 6, 2018

Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie

Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud

by Road242man March 29, 2022

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

TABLE

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function

"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"

by Capycinno March 22, 2025

cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024