table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013

Table

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."

Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!

by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

Table 43

Where the most fun of friend groups sit during school hours.

Yeah all the seats are packed cuz it’s Table 43

by /PiñheAd/ November 17, 2021

ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house

you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"

by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009

table

something that holds up items

the table is stll

by eruyd2228 December 20, 2021

Pure Table

The most Nasty, Raunchy, Disgusting thing in your life.

Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"

by Senior Nasty Hoe February 18, 2012