Steve Law

The Steve law refers to the by-laws implemented upon commencing a relationship with the opposite or same sex. The law states:

Section 1.1:
Being a dick to a partner actually makes them want you that much more.

Section 1.2:
Ignoring a partner will result in them calling/communicating more often for fear of loss.

**Caution: Implementation of the aforementioned articles can lead to loss of the partner if abused or used to frequently. For example, you want to ignore the partner just enough so they think you're busy and cool, but not too much to make them think you're uninterested.

Steve: Hey I'm Steve!
Random Girl: Hey, maybe you should call me tonight?
*Use of the Steve Law*
Steve: naw, I'm busy, but next week I can.


Melissa: Omg girlfriends! Lemme tell you about this guy, Steve, he's soooo cool but I havn't talked to him in like forever!
Victoria: shut the front door! Go call him girl! You don't want that piece of meat getting away!

by Maverick03 March 9, 2009

stevejob

when an apple fan pleasures themself, or apple fan is carrying on about apple products

Oh look, John is giving himself a stevejob

by brampton78 October 10, 2011

Steve Terreberry (Stevie T)

Steve Terreberry is an American YouTuber known for being an expert shredder on guitar. He was offered a role in the band DragonForce from Lee himself, as the triangle player. As of now, Steve has 2.32 million subscribers, and he needs 3 million. You can be apart of the 3 mil sub club.if you do consider subscribing. It's free. If you like (professional) guitar playing, and ads from Manscaped, then Steve is your guy.

This is a sentence with Steve Terreberry's name in it.

Also I have to put 'Steve Terreberry (Stevie T)' in here or it won't let me continue.

0_o

by AlexDoesWeerdStuff December 3, 2020

Steven Seagal Porno

A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!

In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.

Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.

by Nosferatu1488 March 12, 2010

Steven Brentnall

As the bass player of the very well known band, Lumberjacks, Steven Brentnall is an undergrad who currently attends College of the Canyons and is engaged to his girlfriend, Suzanne Padi. His hobbies include writing his own music, being in 2 other bands (birthdays and Skeeter) and owning the towns largest afro. Born in Mission Hills, CA, Steven now lives in the Los Angeles suburb, Santa Clarita, CA. His favorite snack is Cheese-itz and he has one older brother named Robert and a little sister, Nora. This talented musician has played in several venues all over southern California and there is no telling where his career will lead him. Although he is a sensitive man, Steven is a true born Bad Ass who doesn't put up with bullshit, which explains his deep rooted punk rock heritage.

Bob Dylan, Adam Sandler, Sam Bradford, Steven Brentnall

by annonymous13 March 6, 2011

steven baldwin

The worst actor in history...ever.

Nick: did you see that movie with Steven Baldwin?

Katrina: who's Steven Baldwin?

Nick: exactly.

by calipso21 December 1, 2013

Steven

Steven is the type of guy who gets called daddy by a stupid thot and then realizes he doesn't need a girl to call him daddy when he has some of the best friends u could ever ask for like his best friend Doster and his black man Keion and his titan Sam and the weeb Zach and our one true dumbass Brady but Steven loves all his friends. Steven is the type of guy who is alright in smash bros but can never defeat Sam even when he uses jigglypuff and Steven uses his man Marth but he's better than most of his friends and is pretty equal to doster when it comes to smash bros. But above all else Steven's man mans is his boi Kirby thats all that matters to steven in the long run as long as kirby is alive steven is too also he will only use blue or pink kirby.

My mans Doster said to Steven u stupid as a bitch and then Steven said I'm not as stupid as brady at least and then Doster said no one is as dumb as brady

by K1rbz March 5, 2018