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Girlfriend stalker

A person who facestalks his or her friend's girlfriend
Yo, dude, shetty is such a GFS ( Girlfriend stalker)
by Rabbi Gralla October 18, 2009
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stalker

In addition to describing the real obsessive watcher (maybe sexual or maybe hater) who cannot be discouraged by acceptable social means -- the slang usage more commonly refers to...

The Politically Correct way to publicly cast "criminal" suspicion on an undesirable person before your "real" friends think you find the undesirable person's friendship or sexual interest acceptable.

Also a term used in a popular juvenile game of the social elite similar to the 1600's "witch hunt" "game". The idea is if enough members of the social elite call someone a stalker then members of the opposite sex will prove their acknowledgment of your elitism by taking punitive action against the one called stalker. The rules of the game include the concepts that

(1) the fewer and faster the punitive action, the more elite the members who originally designated the target called stalker -- or at least the closer they are to being able to join that group, e.g. tentative acknowledgment by the elite.

(2) the sooner someone joins in calling stalker against a selected target the more accepted they are among the elite group and their followers -- or at least they are conscious and accepting of the righteous rule of the elite and are less likely to be a target of some social game themselves.

(3) all the classic benefits of the "pecking order" modified by the idea that the farther you drive someone down, the higher you raise yourself up.

(4) all the joys of future lawyers and politicians in doing something deliciously evil while staying within the boundaries normally described as legal and saintly.

(5) you can't trust enough people after leaving high school or college to make the game work any more.
All the Cheerleaders said the new kid who skipped a grade and had a hairlip was a stalker who peek in their bathroom. So the football team caught him after school and cut off his nuts. But nobody got arrested after the police heard what the cheerleaders said even though the new kid was only at school one day. A bunch of us gave the Prom Queen and King his nuts to use as fuzzy dice when they drove to the dance. What a laugh. Such losers should just kill themselves before their show their faces at OUR school.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 26, 2008
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locker stalker

an unattractive person who waits by your locker,follows, or waits to talk to you during school
"oh gosh, weird marshall has been waiting for you after 6th period every day"

"I know he is such a locker stalker"
by youlia February 7, 2009
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Hay Shaker

Don't loan that guy any money, he's a real hay shaker.
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stacker

n. A game that pizza joints, arcades, etc. have that usually has really cool prizes like a 360, ipod, psp, etc. but is really hard to win. Involves stacking set of blocks on top of each other as they move back and forth on the screen. As you stack each set it goes faster and eventually you can only stack 1 block on top of another. Some people think the top row is rigged.
Damn it! I was so close to winning that PS3! I just spent $10 trying to beat this stupid stacker game! :(

"No! I don't want to get a minor prize!" (Loses at the last row for major prize) "NO!!!!!!!!!! I spent $50 on this! T-T"
by a llama February 1, 2010
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salt shaker

hand job cuz its the same movement when your actually shakin the salt shaker over your potatos
she gave me a cold salt shaker last nite
by calistyle April 20, 2004
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Salt Shaker

cock blocker

grittin' on you so hard it's like rubbing salt in your wounds
I was talking to Donnie and this ugly girl was salt shaking on me
by konichiwakitty August 19, 2003
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