When one is living "squirrel life" they are trying to get their nut. It is used to reference having sex or any sexual activity.
by andrefrommp July 5, 2012
Get the squirrel lifemug. The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.
by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012
Get the squirrel grippingmug. by darksquirrel November 26, 2010
Get the Squirrel dinnermug. by Real Walsh May 14, 2007
Get the Squirrel's Nestmug. A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007
Get the squirrel friendmug. 1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007
Get the Squirrel facemug. Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.
by Doctor Thursday November 9, 2016
Get the Moose and Squirrelmug.