slifted

Really buzzed from cigarettes

Blacks will get you VERY slifted

Damn yo I'm too slifted off these jacks

by Roscoe Jordan June 21, 2014

shifty's mouth

To tell a lie or tall story. Originates from Rush Green in Romford, Essex. Shifty is a well known exaggerator from that area, and the term "Shifty's mouth" or " to Shifty" has also been heard as far as Ramsgate in Kent, England.

He told me he was at the pictures last night, "Shifty's mouth", he was with me all last night.

by Couch Potato April 10, 2015

Shifty McFickle

A person or object that could be considered very unreliable, unpredictable, tricky, deceitful, and/or questionable. Can quickly go from good to bad/ cooperative to fuckey. Basically a fun way to call a person or object an all around bastard.

1.) My car randomly breaks down on me, it's such a Shifty McFickle.

2.) Timmy doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself, he is just a Shifty McFickle.

by DirtyDan614 April 19, 2015

siftr

Sleep Is For The Rich

Friend: why are you alway up working all night, don't you sleep or something.
Me: No...SIFTR! (Sleep Is For The Rich)

by Tomi4 June 10, 2016

shiftgasm

The pleasing orgasm one may receive from riding the shift knob in a vehicle

Damn i still cant get a grip on that shifter , seems that knob is still is slippery from the shiftgasm it gave that chic from the bar last night

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size

sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....

by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017

SIFTM

"SIFTM" stands for save it for the morning.

“omg I need to book my flight to Wisco now. No don’t you’re drunk... SIFTM”

by SIFTM September 30, 2017