eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023

tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

Chill seeker

Like a thrill seeker, but instead of seeking thrills a chill seeker is someone who seeks for cool places to chill.

Dude, John showed me this abandoned quarry the other day. Smoked a bowl there. Chill af. John is such a chill seeker.

by erhensley April 15, 2023

Attention seeker

I mean... I said you would say that, didn't I? Still 7 years ahead of everyone.

Hym "It's easy to trivialize by calling me an 'attention seeker' but, really, think about it: How many people are actually doing anything even remotely close to this? Are they getting attention for it? Is this some 'optimal attention receiving strategy' I'm unaware of? And, relative to who? Who are you comparing me to? How am I any worse than your average wannabe Instagram model or actress in that regard? The difference is, you wouldn't even be asking. You would just throw your money at me, no questions asked. And, in the context of my situation, I couldn't get you to stop giving me attention if I tried. Wouldn't it be a strange thing for me to lie about? Is anything I've said untrue, or what? Are you the arbiter of who deserves attention now too? Are you trying to arbitrarily deny me attention? And as far as 'getting a big head" is concerned, do the phrases 'So, easy it isn't even fair for me to compete' or 'You're lucky I even allow you to have a country?' ring any bells? My head was already as big as it gets. You all just mistakenly affirmed all of the things I confidently asserted. It was an 'unintentional ego boost' to you. But where is this 'attention is to be denied to anyone who would seek it' thing coming from? And why isn't it being applied to YouTuber and Instagram/Onlyfans models?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2023

Spice seeker

A girl (from any racial or ethnic background) who likes brown guys.

This term is to be used in a playful and confident way to highlight the passion between interracial dynamics, not to fetishise.

Friend 1: “Sarah is a spice seeker. She only dates brown guys.”
“Sounds good to me 😏”

by wisemusic July 9, 2023

Substance Seesaw

The act of taking copious amounts of uppers and downers in alternating succession, so as to achieve a psychological seesaw affect

“What’s up with Kieth? He’s turned into an introvert, then extrovert, then back again like 4 times in the past hour..”

“Oh don’t mind him. He’s just been taking a solo ride on the substance seesaw since he clocked out at 5. You might wanna hide the rest of the booze while he’s atop mount Adderall.”

by urbanovergrowth August 30, 2023