pants hampster

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.

In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.

by MemphisTN October 17, 2005

Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 23, 2009

Pants'd

A type of prank that consists of somebody pulling somebody else's pants and underwear down, while in a public environment or around a group of people. Often done between friends, and not strangers.

Person 1: What shall we do for our youtube video?

Person 2: .. we could pants my dad?

Example 2:

Person 1: What's up dude, why are you holding up your pants?

Person 2: *looks side to side and whispers* I got pants'd yesterday and I don't want it to happen again..

by Charmedtruths October 6, 2013

Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region

Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.

by Peter January 16, 2004

splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007

camel pants

Crotch huggers which outline the mons.

Grezelda's camel pants seemed painted on, and left the boys panting.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010