Cannon Penis

On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)

I want a Cannon Penis!!!!

by paul parry October 30, 2011

Penis Potato

The new word for dictator. It will make history MUCH more interesting...

Teacher: "Hitler was one mean, awful Penis Potato."

by erinbirdy July 10, 2010

hispanic penis

A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).

Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!

by Jacklyn Duncan June 12, 2018

Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010

penis clown

What Ronald McDonald is better known as.

Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown

by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008

penis-kun

Dicks are so cute omg( • ω • ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

Person 1: Penis-kun is happy to see me!!

Person 2: Bro is everything alright?

by TopZite April 9, 2021

Penis Man

The “Penis Man” (sometimes stylized “Penisman,”) is notorious graffiti artist in Arizona. The term penisman can be used to refer to a mass vandal who tags public property.

”But containing the spirit of Penis Man will be much harder than anyone would have expected.”

- Daily News

by ManguyManguyguyguy May 8, 2020