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If u find u a local “jonathan” and he is darkskin he pull all da hoes and another thing cuh got motion
“jonathan would fuck ya hoe
by DATHOEGOTHERPES June 25, 2022
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Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrivedI have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
by Renewables July 5, 2022
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jonathan

wow he’s so hot that must be jonathan
by slutfor July 21, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is has a great personality, he is really funny, but is kinda fat -_-
Jonathan has a temper when things don't go his way.

Jonathan always stubs his toe and is super over dramtic.
Guy: HEY WHATS UP JONATHAN
Guy 2: You know he is so funny and talkitive
by THE ONE! and only one July 24, 2022
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Jonathan Williams

The boy who I love most in the world. He makes me feel like a princess, and always puts my feelings first. He always makes sure I am comfortable, gives the best kisses, and is very hot. His sleepy voice is one of my favorite things in the world. He is one of those people who you could spend every day with and not get tired of. I want to spend every day of my life with him. He's the best person to have as your first love, and will always hold a special place in my heart. He's not only a great boyfriend, but he is like a built in best friend too. You can really have a laugh with him, and you fall more and more in love with him every time he cracks a sarcastic joke. Hes so patient with me, especially when he teaches me to play video games. AND HES TALL I LOVE THAT
by cherry cosmos July 30, 2022
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Jonathan

A beautiful guy who deserves the world.He is silly, smart, and has great advice.He has amazing confidence and always knows how to make people feel better & make their hearts happy. He is super talented and I want more people to know that, and knows he’s cool.

Everyone who’s his friend will never regret it, truly from my experience, he has made my heart happy.Never be ashamed to be yourself Jonathan, you’re doing so great, I admire you so so much.
Jonathan Is so cool! He’s such a nice person.
by Imadonkey August 2, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the name for someone being a brat/idiot. Don't be a Jonathan. A rip off of John.
by FramedWharf1882 August 10, 2022
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