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jesus button

The clitoris of a very religious woman, typically of the "Bible-thumping" variety.
Q: "What's wrong with Sue Ellen? She seems so tense."
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."

Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"
by Nicholas W June 29, 2007
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Jesus Camp

A fun place to abandon your kids for the summer. Activities include: Religious and political brainwashing, Idol worship (mainly cardboard cut-outs of George W. Bush), crying, and mumbling incoherently.

*Warning: If your child suffers from Epilepsy, his seizures may be mistaken for being "possessed by the Holy Ghost."
My child's mind and body was molested at Jesus Camp.
by insertname April 27, 2007
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Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.
"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."
by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022
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Vin Diesel Jesus

A slightly parodic side character in a comic called Cordeval by Amelie Belcher, self-proclaimed "professional" art school drop out.

His first appearance in the comic, to my knowledge, was in "Jeeesssuuusss", where she complains about her experience with what seems like an overly Christian/Catholic community, thus creating the slight parody of Vin Diesel Jesus.

Creator Amelie usually brings VDJ around for a reappearance when she's ether making a joke on Christianity or something that happens to be just plain ludacris.

Amelie states several times in her comics that VDJ is for parady and humor purposes, and she doesn't mean for him to offend anyone. At the same time, she even takes those opportunities to make more jokes about the uproar and chaos that is due to VDJ, and she basically outright says how she doesn't care about the hate-mail she gets because of him.

Comics and appearances by VDJ can be found throughout Cordeval's Archives and it's many subcategories. As of yet, I haven't figured out how to check up on old 'weekly comics' so I'm not entirely sure if Amelie continues daily use of VDJ.
Amelie - 'So, from now on in my head the part of Jesus will be played by Vin Diesel. IE, Vin Diesel Jesus.'
Little Girl - "Jesus loves you~!"
Amelie - "Sweet..."
by dk love j00 June 1, 2007
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Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!
by erik December 14, 2003
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Jesus peice

A necklace which depects Jesus and usually worn by rappers.
I thought my Jesus peice was so harmless. ~Kanye West~
by mdbs_05 September 17, 2005
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Jesus Chrysler!

The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.
Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..
by Boot2thehead816 July 18, 2006
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