Hammerhead

A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.

Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.

WARNING:
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.

Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.

by SavedByZero July 20, 2009

Hammerhead Penis shark

It is the rare shark hammerhead penis

holy shit a hammerhead penis shark

by shark penis November 20, 2010

hammer

A frisbee throw mainly used among Ultimate enthusiasts. It consists of an upsidedown forehand throw above the head that is meant to fall quickly. It is and unstable throw and not recommended for days with adverse weather conditions.

"Get hammered with ultimate frisbee."

by Silver Webb a.k.a. K-Dawg June 11, 2005

Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.

"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"

by Gogogosan September 4, 2009

Grammer Hammer

A soft pudgey-fingered twat AKA an asshole.

Oh shit, here's the grammer hammer, let's bounce.

by Big Rick Sandifer October 19, 2008

Hammer

1. (Adjective) A word that refers to a really big douche bag person that you cannot stand. Mainly someone who does something rude or annoying like the loud strike of a hammer.

2. (Noun) A tool with a long handle and a butt at one end and the other side two points used to jab nails into certain things. Often used in construction.

3. (verb) To bash something into another object or hit something intensely.

4. Hammered* (Verb) To get extremely drunk or wasted usually after a crazy party.

1. Wow, that dude over there with the face is such a hammer, he keeps trying to start a fight with Frank over here.

2. I used a hammer to nail the picture frame into the wall.

3. That dude kept pissing Frank off so i went over there and hammered him in the face with my fist of doom.

4. We got so hammered last night! Frank ended up on the floor and i think we wrote on him... Can't remember though...

by TheMetalHead13 April 12, 2010

Hammer Down

an expression of aggression, forth rightness, efficiency, and extreme attention to detail in getting something done. a popular phrase for sergeants that was coined by Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron 303 Airframes and later spread to Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron 267 Airframes division. Hammer Down serves as an adjective in the sense of describing the expiditious, dominant manner an activity is conducted or as a stand alone verb such as A) laying the fuck into somebody. B) getting shit the fuck done C) regulating on bitches like a mofo.

1. "if you need me i will be outside on the flightline putting the hammer down on shit"
2. if these Marines keep fucking up I am going to put the fucking hammer down.

3. "we have a lot of work to do if we are flying these heli choppers tonight, we really need to hammer down"

by h. d. hammerton February 23, 2011