mud flap

When you take a shit and it gets on on your nuts. It looks like a muddy tire flap.

I got explosive diarrhea last night and ended up getting a nice mud flap.

by tennessee tophat January 5, 2016

flap jack

Personalized work of graffiti using your art or street name.

I'm puttin' my falp jack up on this wall.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005

Flapjacking

when some douchebag is driving like a dick and you stick your bare ass out the window and slap it while yelling flapjack as you pass him/her up and your driver hits the horn. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light. flap jack flapjack

He got charged with indecent exposure for flapjacking an old lady when a cop was near.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir FlapJack October 25, 2007

Flapjacker

A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.

Dude, I totally pulled a Flapjacker on my gf last night!

by Pancake Fluffer April 4, 2011

Mud Flap

Balls. When sitting correctly, a mans testes may cover the anus and becoming a 'mud flap'. Also, when two are engaged in intercourse in the missionary position, the mans testes may cover the woman's anus and therefore becoming the woman's 'mud flap'.

Woman: What's a mud flap?
Man: I'll show you...

by saggy sack October 27, 2010

irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.

"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"

by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016

Cuban Flapjack

The breasts of a Cuban female that are saggy and flappy.

"Look at Heather and that girl with Cuban flapjacks!"

by Cuban Spatula March 9, 2010