The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
Get the five-knuckle-shuffle mug.this is in correction to entry #1. the words to the animation were slightly off. im sorry but im picky like this and ive watched the animation MANY times. the real words are:
"hello little girl. did you want to know a SECERET? cuz i know one- and it is SO GOOD TO HEAR IT. you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know how to count ALL THE WAY to SCHFIFTY-FIVE. and i will tell you how to do it faster than you can say poopty peupty paints-ss. you ready to hear it baby? all right.
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by rachel November 7, 2003
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