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Deckermushita

The stylistic and wealthy art of giving your partner three Dutch ovens, followed immediately by taking a Cleveland steamer in your partner's eyes, and squishing the shit back and forth, up and down between his/her eyelids.

Not to be confused with the Japanese term "Dekimashita", which means "Finished". "Deckermushita" is pronounced Deh-ker-mush-tuh.
Bro 1: Dude, I gave your mom fourteen deckermushitas last wednesday.

Bro 2: FUCK, HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH SHIT?
by GaveYerMomADeckermushita June 7, 2011
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docker mouth

to give oral pleasure to your boss, and occasionally his dress pants (dockers) may get in your mouth
Bro 1: Did you hear what Maddie did to Mr. Williams?
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.
by WolfInSheepsClothes September 28, 2014
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Dickerin

A smokable substance that alters your state of mind.
Im going to the Cannabis store to buy some Dickerins
by Trucked in the head February 2, 2019
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Makenna Danielle Deckert

She is the most amazing and Beautiful girl in the entire world, no universe. She is kind, loving, caring, and absolutely the best any man could ever want. She can be very self conscious but knows deep inside she is beautiful. She always stays faithful to her man. She loves him very much. dont mess with her boy or she will mess you up.
by keeplovinyou November 29, 2011
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Duckets

I have duckets worth of money or i have duckets worth of lizards.
by DucketMan February 3, 2008
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ducket

The last name of an NFL running back who ownz people. Currently TJ Ducket is #45 on the Atlanta Falcons
Damn! Did you see that? Ducket just ran it in from the 50 yd line.
by Allen Andersen September 17, 2005
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upper decker

To put toilet paper over someone elses poo when the toilet is clogged and then take a shit on top of the original poo.
I shit on eric's poo because he clogged the toilet and there was nowhere else to go.
by grind January 16, 2004
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