dooknuke

when you take a huge shit with a nuclear force who's smell permeates the entire edifice for hours.

I just fucking dooknuked like it was the bombing of 1945.

by horse man September 8, 2007

dookafly

have you ever had a friend that was a fat peice of shit?
but at the same time he was still cool and your homie?

well thats dookafly

yo whos that fat fuck over there?

oh thats my homie dookafly

by justus fischer aka jmurder June 18, 2008

dookie sandwich

anal sex with a girl whose intestine is packed with feces

"I;m pretty full from lasts nights big dinner. Wanna gimme a dookie sandwich?

by Christopher Malice November 4, 2008

Dookie Deuce

Shoving your index finger & middle finger into someone's rectum.

"Yeah man I was like can I put a finger in your butt? She was like yeah. I then gave her the dookie deuce!

by VashD December 15, 2008

bust a dookie

"Snowboard" for defecate. Taken from the Simpsons.

"Otto, I gotta use the bathroom!"
"Say it in snowboard!"
"Uh... I gotta bust a dookie?"

by JoeDoh October 23, 2008

Bronze Doorknob

When A man Crams his arm into the vagina until it exits the anus covered in waste. Next the woman will grab his fist and rotate his arm inside of her loins for sexual gratification.

Last Night Laura and I tried our hand at a Bronze Doorknob. Needless to say, being a woman, she was all "sensitive" about it; and said she couldn't handle it....whata wuss.

by SatansAsshole January 16, 2011

dooker

A daytime hooker.

"Yo Pacco, isn't that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?"

by neak October 18, 2008