Donkey dong

a large penis; a penis resembling a donkey's in size.

look at the donkey dong on dude.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

donkey rapist

some one who rapes donkeys

whoa that dude is a donkey rapist

by Proud Canadian January 14, 2005

@donkey punch

While having sex doggy style the person in back punches the person he is having sex with in the back of the head.

When I was doing my girlfriend in the butt I donkey punched her and told her she was a pretty little girl.

by freakybig January 22, 2004

donkey cart

a cart pulled by a donkey

did anyone get the number of that donkey cart?

by Fwarrr May 1, 2004

cock donkey

1. Someone who is overall annoying/ exhibits chode like qualities

2. Can be used to describe a whore, the reference being that s/he is a packmule for cocks

3. An insult on Halo 2's X-Box Live service

1. God, Bill is such a cock donkey. He keeps singing that retarded song.

2. What a cock donkey, I mean, look at her. She was the 'life' of the party.

3. Quit team killing you fucking cock donkey!

by Jack Tcka June 18, 2006

Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005

donkey shag

a word often used as a compliment to someone who you may find attractive and 'puts you in the mood'

he looks like a nice piece of donkey shag

by phoebe buckley June 2, 2008