cemon demon

a person who loves to suck the cum off of my magic stick

man that girls is a cum guzzlin cemon demon

by brook April 10, 2004

seamon demon

A dude who has a huge cock and releases so much sperm when a girl walks by that his pants get soaked.

"Yo, what's up seamon demon"
Zach says to Adam as Megan Fox walks by

by anonymous10293 February 13, 2014

semen demon

slang term for kid or child .

Her: You have any kids?
Him: No i don't have any semen demons

by Weirdboy11 February 23, 2017

Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.

"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 4, 2005

Matt Damon

A well-respected actor and Oscar winning screen writer who unfortunately happens to have a huge, wide womanly butt much like that of his former nemesis for the affections of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez.

She has a huge butt like Matt Damon.

by Styx April 10, 2006

lesser demon

stupid creatures created in hell 4 no special purpose.

by Aye July 30, 2003

Johnny Damon

When one shaves ones pubic hair and applies said hair onto onesselfs face through the use of some form of adhesive i.e. masking tape, scotch tape, or semen.

Boone Baker smiled proudly after examening his extensive johnny damon in the mirror.

by Lehla Cohlmia August 14, 2007