crotch hoppers

Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.

Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.

by Jon Rhodes June 29, 2005

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

chotch in the crotch

When someone is being a total "pain in the ass" and won't leave you alone.

Fuck off! You're being a total chotch in the crotch.

by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017

Crotch Specter

Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom

I felt that you Crotch Specter!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

by Chris September 1, 2008

Fire Crotch

A young lady with fire red pubes

Hey do you know Hailey McKenna?

Yeah

Yeah.... she has a fire crotch

by MG73 May 8, 2014

crotch grazer

Someone who sucks a lot of dick or eats a lot of pussy
a whore, slut, hoe etc.

OMG Stacie is such an effing crotch grazer

by tranny ass whoremaster October 7, 2008