by homobaggins January 6, 2008
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by CD April 8, 2003
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Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"
2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"
3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"
3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
by eagles85 January 20, 2009
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person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
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by lauren149 July 14, 2009
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(Sees larger girl)
"Wow, I thought she was like a size 2?"
"Nope, she totally turned into a crandlemire after her first year of college."
"Wow, I thought she was like a size 2?"
"Nope, she totally turned into a crandlemire after her first year of college."
by seymourbutts October 28, 2009
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