Condom

Balloon that gets placed over the weiner

i put a condom on then fucked my dog

by Fredsasadasdasd January 23, 2009

condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

Condomsation

When you have really hot sweaty sex and the condom gets extremely wet

Guy: Damn girl that was intense, look at the condomsation

by Ninjapanda93 May 27, 2016

Condom Slap

When you slap your dumb ass friend with a dirty cum filled condom.

Yo John if you don't stop being a dumb ass ill condom slap yo ass.

by ThePublicAbusser October 21, 2016

Condom

Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.

I should've used a condom to stop y'all ugly ass from being born, you're a failure to the family.

by Condsumeraper April 3, 2017

Condom

A condom is something the male puts over his penis to protect him from STDs and many other diseases and the most important to not get females pregnant.
But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship

Taylor:did you bring protection!?

Chris:SHIT i forgot!

Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche

Chris: what the hell is that!?

Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.

Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)

by devil lips January 2, 2018

Condom

This word is unknown to man and it is made up

“What’s a condom”
“I don’t know”

by If thy snap score is over 1 mi June 28, 2020