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Oxy Clean

The original Billy Mays screaming commercial. The stain getter outer known to anyone with any form of television.
Damn Oxy Clean works good but I wish Billy Mays would shut the hell up.
by rickjaymes January 12, 2009
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Portuguese House Cleaner

An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.
Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!
by winnberg June 16, 2011
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clean break

When you wipe your arse after a shit, and you can get straight after it.
"that was quick"
"yeah, clean break"
by shitmaster October 9, 2004
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To Clean Someone Out

Expression reserved for when you're providing or are about to provide deep poundage to any given person.
"I'm really gonna clean her out tonight"
"She ain't gonna need to wash down there for a month when I'm through with her"
by Bono March 13, 2005
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clean

A lift where you take a barbell off the floor and lift it to a position just above the shoulders. Often followed by the "jerk" where you then lift the barbell over your head.
Karen: "Sweetie, can you help me wash these dishes?"
Tom: "No. Grab me another beer."
Karen: "You know, it would be nice if you helped me clean once in awhile. I can't even remember the last time you cleaned anything."
Tom: "Bitch I cleaned 200 pounds at the gym last night. When's the last time you cleaned that much?"
Karen: "Well, never, but..."
Tom: "But, but, but...SHUT UP! And get me that beer, now, woman!"
by Nick D December 2, 2005
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Spring Cleaning

a term used by drug dealers or high minded criminals to "clean up" when they get word the Feds have obtained a search warrant to check their property.
Tony- Let's go,... NOW!
Paulie- Why?
Tony- Spring Cleaning
by myspace/cartelzww April 24, 2007
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Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.
Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.
by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006
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