Cold, Goth Truth 

1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama

2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).

3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future

lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal

person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..

lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....

person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.

lame person: huh? what'd you say?

person...: huh? what?

Cold, Goth Truth by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009

cold steven 

A handjob with a handful of fresh powder snow.

Jesus I'm gonna need a re-heater Peter after this cold steven.

cold steven by freezin stevin February 7, 2010

Cold Turkey 

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.

Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!

Cold Turkey by IDlOT August 21, 2011

Cold Soggy Corn 

Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.

The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.

Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.

Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!

Cold Soggy Corn by TimeBaum September 1, 2011

Cold Waffle 

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

Cold Waffle by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014

cold pressed 

Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.

yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.

cold pressed by Cold Pressed June 18, 2016

Cold Turkey 

In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.

"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"

Cold Turkey by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 6, 2016