A male over the age of five who is interested in, hopelessly obsessed with, or utterly in love with my little pony.
person one: whats up with that forty year old guy wearing a my little pony shirt!?!?
person two: relax, its just another bronee
person two: relax, its just another bronee
by jacktheripper4312 July 2, 2011
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Bronx Science is one of New York City's finest high schools, while Stuyvesent is not... Brooklyn Tech doesn't even count
by kelly July 18, 2006
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by dpac101 January 18, 2009
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by Cathy G January 6, 2007
Get the brontosapien mug.A game where you try to get a physical letter delivered to the most ridiculous (preferably made up) name possible.
The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.
Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)
Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.
Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.
The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.
Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)
Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.
Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.
Guy 1: I just thought of the best bronking name, 'Mr Richard Poopenmyer'.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.
by wi1d3 January 9, 2010
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Love to perform sexual favours for refs for points and shit calls.
Can't believe their supporters can actually claim that shit
Love to perform sexual favours for refs for points and shit calls.
Can't believe their supporters can actually claim that shit
How many broncos are sucking ref doodle for this win?
The broncos new recruits in the officials colours were well worth the money...
The broncos new recruits in the officials colours were well worth the money...
by Milkshake April 21, 2017
Get the Broncos mug.a douchebag who by his very nature is "the bad guy". He may be balding although it's uncommon to have hair as a Bronner.
He also has tendancies to do idiotic things that result in the pain of his friends. He may buy a house for instance under false pretense, and have all his friends agonizingly help him move out. Or he may crash his 4-wheeler into a mailbox and injure both him and his wife and bitch about it all day.
He also has tendancies to do idiotic things that result in the pain of his friends. He may buy a house for instance under false pretense, and have all his friends agonizingly help him move out. Or he may crash his 4-wheeler into a mailbox and injure both him and his wife and bitch about it all day.
Who would be, "that guy"? A Bronner.
by Not Flava August 4, 2009
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