urban bakery

Sweet ass store in winnipeg, best bongs in toooown

LEt us go to urban bakery to pick up some shwag

by Mary Jane! May 17, 2006

Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.

My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.

by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009

Devin Baker.

A white boy who claims he's black; Loves Kool-Aid, & Fried Chicken.

Devin Baker.

by AstroBoy_19999 September 9, 2010

Stars are Baked

1.When you're so high, everything is a blur, and the oddest things dont even phase you.

2. An Ultra-High

"Dude, my stars are baked!"

When your stars are baked,
And your rivers fly,
Do you ever believe you were stuck in the, Sky,

When your castle breaks,
And your feet are dry,
Do you ever believe you were stuck in the, Sky,

Do you believe, when you're high,
That your life is tried...

(peephole by S.O. A.D)

by Teh Mushroom King [aka Sweeney] May 28, 2007

Baked Potato

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.

I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.

by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011

Tom Baker

A long, wide, wool scraf, simlar to the one worn by Tom Baker on Doctor Who.

Wow, I love your Tom Baker!

by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005

Baker act

The Baker Act is a law in Florida that allows mentally ill people to be committed to a mental health facility for 72 hours, against the will of the mentally ill person. It is commonly used as a verb. As far as I know, it is often used on people who are dangerous to themselves, for example, if they are hurting themselves intentionally, or on people who become violent and try to hurt others.

Here's what Wikipedia says:

Involuntary commitment under the Baker Act requires that a judge, police officer, or doctor find that a person is mentally ill enough to require an involuntary medical exam. Those persons deemed by court to be a danger to themselves and others around them may be involuntarily committed.

Within 72 hours of examination, the person may be released or may consent to further inpatient treatment. If not, the facility that conducted the exam must file an involuntary commitment petition that must be heard by a court within five days.

I knew a girl who got Baker Acted after she wouldn't stop cutting herself.

by Gecko22 July 14, 2007